Listening In
People truly say some interesting things if you take the time to listen. Here are a few of my favorites. 
“Oh, you knit, too?” “Unit two? I don’t ever remember unit one!”
“I love green food… kiwis, peas, avocados, cheese.”
“I think I just felt a gerbil land on my nose.”
“I’m not saying your face is ugly, it’s just doing ugly things.”
“If you, Einstein and I all shared a brain we’d be a complete individual.”
“I didn’t give your life a moral… I gave it a punch line!”
“No, you’re trying to pollute her mind just like I’m polluting yours!”
“All lion names start with ‘k’, even Mufasa and Simba. Sometimes the ‘k’ is silent.”
“Now we know why you have asthma, because you think everyone’s ugly.”
“Are you even listening to yourself talk? Do you know what you’ve been saying?” “You’re humoring me; I don’t appreciate humor.”
“He’s so stupid! I think he should go to college.”
That is just too funny. A gerbil landing on my nose, Classic.
Funny stuff! “You’re humoring me. I hate humor.” That’s awesome.
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